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Pushy Baristas? Pushy baristas write insults on cups.
Cancel Culture Confusion? Cancel culture is musical chairs with careers.
Mood Boards for Exes? Making a mood board for your ex is Pinterest-level stalking.
Fishing Trips? Fishing is lying with bait.
I don’t ignore calls; I curate silence.
Accidental TikToks? My dad accidentally went viral trying to Google “TikTok.”
I don’t skip leg day; I negotiate with stairs.
I’m self-aware enough to be supervised.
My optimism is gluten-free but collapses easily.
Over-Caffeinated Poets? Slam poetry after six espressos is just screaming with rhythm.
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