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Dog Yoga Fanatics? Dog yoga is just humiliation with treats.
Pranks Gone Wrong? I scared my roommate, and he scared the landlord with the damage bill.
Friendship? Friendship is trauma-sharing without therapy bills.
Mispronounced Words? I said “jalapeño” wrong once, and the restaurant banned me.
Bathroom Line Politics? Bathroom lines are Congress with less productivity.
Public Proposal Rejections? Proposing on a Jumbotron is gambling with humiliation odds.
Grandparents on TikTok? My grandma went viral dancing—she also went to the ER.
Office Plant Funerals? My office held a funeral for the ficus—open casket.
Gardening Clubs? Gardening clubs are just bragging rights for who can kill plants the slowest.
Couch-Surfing Uncles? My couch-surfing uncle pays rent in beer burps.
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