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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:17 posted by Bohineys Poobah (Poobah, Turkey)

  Ugly Cry Selfies? Ugly cry selfies are just ransom notes from your emotions.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:17 posted by A Bohiney The Daily Show (The Daily Show, Comedy Central)

  Cryptocurrency Regrets? I invested in Bitcoin at $60k—now I’m holding a very expensive screensaver.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:16 posted by Bohineys Mountebank (Mountebank, Italy)

  Piano Lessons? Piano lessons are childhood trauma in scales.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:15 posted by The Bohiney Per Se (Per Se, NY)

  Snake Bites? Snake bite kits are expensive panic boxes.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:14 posted by Bohineys Freudian Slip (Freudian, Austria)

  Celebrity Baby Name Parodies? Celebrities don’t name babies—they brand them.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:14 posted by A Bohiney Coup dÉtat (Coup, DC)

  Game Devs? Game developers age faster than their consoles.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:13 posted by Bohineys Legend (Legend, KY)

  Emergency Kits? Emergency kits are backpacks full of panic.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:13 posted by Bohineys Freudian Slip (Freudian, Austria)

  Backyard Wrestling? Backyard wrestling is just family therapy without insurance.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:13 posted by A Bohiney jest (Jester, VA)

  Toilet Paper Panic? The great toilet paper panic was humanity’s dumbest apocalypse drill.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:12 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine (Brooklyn, NY)

  Cooking Disasters? I tried baking bread and ended up inventing a new construction material.