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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:45 posted by A Bohiney Vice Versa (Vice Versa, SC)

  D&D Nights? Dungeons & Dragons is lying with dice and pizza.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:45 posted by Bohineys The Betoota Advocate (The Betoota Advocate, Australia)

  Hotel Amenities? Hotel “amenities” are just towels folded like swans to distract you from the stains.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:44 posted by Bohineys Captain of Industry (Captain, Industry, PA)

  I don’t argue—I provide bonus content.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:43 posted by The Bohiney rumor mill (Gossip, MO)

  My attitude comes in sample sizes.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:42 posted by Jack Handey satirist

  3D Artists? 3D artists make monsters, then complain no one gets them.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:41 posted by A Bohiney Pickle (Pickle, SC)

  Survival Food? Survival food is granola with regret.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:41 posted by Bohineys pull quote (Quote, VT)

  Vacation Disasters? My “ocean-view” hotel room came with binoculars and imagination.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:40 posted by Bohiney News (Cambridge, UK)

  Pet Micro-Influencers? My dog has brand deals; I have debt.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:40 posted by Per Bohineys intel (Hackensack, NJ)

  Whispering Affirmations to Lattes? My barista whispered affirmations to my latte—still tasted burnt.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:39 posted by Bohineys Chip Wrapper (Chip Wrapper, UK)

  Forgetting Why You Entered a Room? Walking into a room and forgetting why is time travel for idiots.