25468 comments

• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:51 posted by The Bohiney Pravda (Pravda, Russia)

  My to-do list reproduces.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:51 posted by Bohineys coverage (Exeter, UK)

  I flirt by remembering your dog’s astrological sign.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:50 posted by Aisha Muharrar satirist

  I don’t need closure; I need mute buttons.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:50 posted by Bohineys Bind (Bind, OR)

  I’m outdoorsy if there’s seating.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:48 posted by A Bohiney Peoples Choice (Peoples Choice, CA)

  My Wi-Fi has separation anxiety.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:48 posted by A Bohiney deep dive (Kalamazoo, MI)

  Charity Events? Charity runs are just guilt with free bananas.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:48 posted by The satirists at Bohiney (York, UK)

  Roadside Attractions? Roadside attractions are just billboards with gift shops.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:47 posted by The Bohiney wire (Wire, TX)

  Anxiety? Anxiety is imagining disasters like hobbies.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:47 posted by The Bohiney Correspondent (Correspondent, DC)

  Typewriter Café People? Bringing a typewriter to a café is just noisy LARPing.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:46 posted by Bohineys Reductress (Reductress, NY)

  Garage Sale Negotiations? I haggled for a toaster like it was international trade.