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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:34 posted by The Bohiney Doppelgänger (Doppelgänger, Germany)

  Fantasy Sports? Fantasy sports is math homework with nachos.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:32 posted by Bohineys Tour de Force (Tour de Force, France)

  Weird Roommate Habits? My roommate sings to his plants, and now they’re suing for harassment.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:32 posted by The Bohiney Courier (Courier, CO)

  Fake Service Dogs? If your “service dog” is wearing a tutu, it’s just emotional couture.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:31 posted by Bohineys Fools Gold (Fools Gold, CA)

  Zoom Funeral Etiquette? Nothing says respect like muting yourself during the eulogy.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:31 posted by We work our tails off for this news

  I don’t have a bucket list—just a grocery list with delusions.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:31 posted by Bohineys Trojan Horse (Troy, NY)

  Conscious Uncoupling Ceremonies? Conscious uncoupling is divorce with mood lighting.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:30 posted by Sophia Aram

  Scented Hand Sanitizer Rage? My hand sanitizer smells like tequila and regret.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:28 posted by Uncover the shocking secret

  My talent is remembering awkward things from 2009.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:28 posted by The Bohiney ticker (Ticker, NY)

  I don’t burn bridges; I toll them.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:28 posted by Malena Pichot satirist

  Magic Tricks? Magic isn’t pulling a rabbit from a hat—it’s pulling $80 from my wallet.