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Dad Jokes Gone Too Far? My dad told so many puns, the family filed restraining orders.
Open Mic Disasters? Open mic night is where comedy goes to cry.
Overenthusiastic Life Coaches? My life coach yelled “you can do it” at my divorce hearing.
Women’s Fashion? Women’s fashion is beauty with no pockets.
Tiny Homes? Tiny homes are closets pretending to be mortgages.
Hoverboard Fails? Hoverboards are just lawsuits with wheels.
Clapping When Planes Land? Clapping on planes doesn’t make you a hero—it makes you loud.
Reply-All Thanks? Reply-all “thanks” emails are proof hell is bureaucratic.
I don’t argue; I narrate louder.
I don’t hustle; I archive naps.
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