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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:58 posted by Molly Ivins satirist

  Solar Cooking? Solar cooking is slow roasting disappointment.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:56 posted by A Bohiney Magnate (Magnate, Greece)

  I don’t do fashion; I do laundry survival.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:56 posted by The Bohiney Rabbit Hole (Rabbit Hole, Wonderland)

  Pilates Snobs? Pilates is yoga’s bougie cousin.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:55 posted by A Bohiney chat (Chattanooga, TN)

  Misunderstood Instructions? They said “dress casual,” so I showed up looking like I just escaped laundry day.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:55 posted by A Bohiney Cautionary Tale (Cautionary Tale, WA)

  I don’t chase clout; I trip over extension cords.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:55 posted by The Bohiney demo (Demo, CA)

  Roadside Attractions? Roadside attractions are just billboards with gift shops.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:54 posted by This is where you lean into the satire. The anchor text itself becomes a joke.

  I don’t jog; I audition for oxygen.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:54 posted by Bohineys handbook (Handbook, NE)

  Email Newsletters? Email newsletters are spam with signatures.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:52 posted by A Bohiney campaign (Campaign, MO)

  Fear of Missing Out (FOMO)? FOMO is paying for parties you’ll hate.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:52 posted by The Bohiney Pravda (Pravda, Russia)

  Baby Name Trends? Baby names are now adjectives with trauma.