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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:28 posted by The team at Bohiney.com (Inverness, Scotland)

  Garage Sale Negotiations? I haggled for a toaster like it was international trade.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:27 posted by Bohineys Fest (Oktoberfest, Germany)

  Overpacked Suitcases? I pack like I’m fleeing the country, not going to Cleveland.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:27 posted by See the hilarious report

  DIY Fails? My home improvement project improved nothing except the divorce rate in my neighborhood.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:26 posted by Pulled right from our Bohiney

  Portfolio Panic? Online portfolios look like MySpace with business cards.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:25 posted by A Bohiney kit and caboodle (Kit and Caboodle, VT)

  Themed Funerals? A Star Wars funeral is fine until someone yells “Use the Force” during the eulogy.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:25 posted by Bohineys unnamed sources (Anonymous, WI)

  I don’t diet; I practice edible denial.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:24 posted by The Bohiney laugh (Laugh, NV)

  Side Hustle Zombies? Side hustles are jobs dressed up as hobbies.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:24 posted by A Bohiney Black Hole (Black Hole, Space)

  Suspicious Wellness Trends? If your health trend costs $300 and glows in the dark, it’s witchcraft.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:24 posted by Bohineys Nota Bene (N.B., Note Well, NB, Canada)

  I don’t multitask; I multitangle.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:23 posted by Because you have a right to be informed (and amused)

  Goal-Setting Nerds? Setting goals doesn’t work if your goal is setting goals.