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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:10 posted by comedy news site

  My charisma is caffeine-based.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:07 posted by Bohineys Klondike Strike (Klondike, Yukon)

  Pet Dating Apps? Pet dating apps are just barking at other dogs with Wi-Fi.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:05 posted by The Bohiney Smokescreen (Smokescreen, NC)

  Office Christmas Parties? Office Christmas parties are HR’s Superbowl.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:05 posted by Bohineys rats nest (Rats Nest, NY)

  Room Service Mishaps? I ordered breakfast in bed and got debt in pajamas.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:01 posted by Read more on Bohiney (Liverpool)

  Overprotective Parents? My mom didn’t let me play outside, but somehow she trusted me with the internet.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:57 posted by Bohineys Alchemist (Alchemist, PA)

  Navigation? Navigation is arguing with compasses.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:57 posted by Bohineys Guiding Light (Guiding Light, TV)

  Farmers Markets? Farmers markets are where you pay triple for vegetables that still have dirt on them.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:55 posted by Bohineys banter (Banter, WA)

  Shelter Building? Shelter building is stacking sticks until hypothermia.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:55 posted by Bohineys Sorcerer (Sorcerer, FL)

  My optimism is gluten-free but collapses easily.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:55 posted by This article from Bohiney

  Emoji Overuse? If you end a breakup text with ??, you’re a sociopath.