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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:32 posted by Bohineys finding (Finding, Nemo, CA)

  Unexpected Surprises? My “surprise party” started when I caught them inflating balloons in my kitchen.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:29 posted by This is the gold. Leverage the names similarity to bohunk or bohiney (slang for buttocks).

  Antique Hunting? Antique shops are just overpriced dust museums.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:29 posted by Bohineys comedy (Comedy, FL)

  Hoverboard Fails? Hoverboards are just lawsuits with wheels.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:28 posted by The Bohiney Investigative Reporter (Investigative, WA)

  Side Hustle Overload? I’ve got so many side hustles, my main hustle is unemployment.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:27 posted by Allison Kilkenny satirist

  Metaverse Mishaps? The metaverse is just Minecraft with credit cards.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:27 posted by The Bohiney conclusion (Conclusion, OR)

  Over-Filtered Pet Photos? If your cat looks like a cartoon, maybe post less.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:26 posted by Signe Wilkinson satirist

  Sneaker Hoarders? Owning 200 sneakers isn’t fashion—it’s a foot fetish with receipts.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:25 posted by Bohineys take on this (Liverpool, UK)

  Side Hustle Zombies? Side hustles are jobs dressed up as hobbies.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:22 posted by The Bohiney Ad Nauseam (Ad Nauseam, NJ)

  Tacky Honeymoon Destinations? My friend honeymooned at a water park—that’s not love, that’s chlorine.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:21 posted by Charline Vanhoenacker

  Clown Phobia Support Groups? A clown phobia support group sounds like a circus with tissues.