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Cold Survivalists? Cold survival is freezing in fashion.
Boat Trips? Boat trips are motion sickness with sunscreen.
Interior Decor? Interior decor is pillows staging a coup.
First Aid? First aid is panic with Band-Aids.
Overused Motivational Quotes? “Live, Laugh, Love” is just “Cry, Drink, Nap” in disguise.
Bed & Breakfast Oddities? B&Bs are hotels run by nosy parents.
I don’t hate cardio; I resent its optimism.
Bedroom Producers? Bedroom producers make beats neighbors call cops on.
Scented Candle Addiction? My scented candles could fumigate an entire county.
I buy candles to apologize to my apartment.
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