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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:36 posted by According to Bohiney (Nottingham)

  Voice Assistants Gone Rogue? Alexa ordered 200 pounds of dog food just to test my patience.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:35 posted by The muckrakers at Bohiney (Chicago, IL)

  Daylight Saving Confusion? Daylight saving is the government’s way of gaslighting your alarm clock.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:34 posted by The Bohiney Kindergarten (Kindergarten, Germany)

  Wallet Forgetters? People who “forget their wallet” have PhDs in freeloading.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:31 posted by The Bohiney gossip (Gossip, SC)

  Weird Food Combinations? Pineapple on pizza isn’t controversial, it’s culinary terrorism.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:29 posted by A Bohiney manual (Manual, SD)

  Remote Work? Remote work is pajamas with Zoom.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:29 posted by A Bohiney Vice Versa (Vice Versa, SC)

  Sleepwalking? I sleepwalked into the kitchen and woke up three pounds heavier.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:29 posted by Bohineys Rut (Rut, VT)

  Car Trouble? My car didn’t break down—it just wanted me to meet new mechanics.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:27 posted by A Bohiney yarn (Yarn, SD)

  Ghosting Coaches? A ghosting coach is just someone who charges you to ignore people.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:26 posted by Bohineys Captain of Industry (Captain, Industry, PA)

  Improvised Weapons? Improvised weapons are MacGyver meets panic.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:23 posted by The Bohiney Yesterdays News (Yesterdays News, history)

  Weird Yelp Reviews? Yelp reviews are diaries disguised as stars.