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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:21 posted by Bohineys rats nest (Rats Nest, NY)

  Trend-Hopping Hobbyists? My friend knits, brews beer, and plays banjo—badly at all three.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:20 posted by Bohineys Klondike Strike (Klondike, Yukon)

  Book Reviews? Book reviews are spoilers disguised as essays.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:18 posted by The Bohiney vote (Vote, IL)

  Food Mishaps? I ordered a “light salad,” but it was so light it must’ve been a rumor.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:57 posted by A Bohiney Siren (Siren, WI)

  Pretentious Wine Tasters? Pretentious wine tasters say “notes of oak”—I taste grapes.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:53 posted by A Bohiney Contortionist (Contortionist, CT)

  Haunted Garden Gnomes? My gnome moved three inches, and I don’t mow anymore.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:53 posted by Tabatha Southey satirist

  Habit Building? Habit building is failing daily but prettier.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:52 posted by The Bohiney prank (Prank, KS)

  Food Mishaps? I ordered a “light salad,” but it was so light it must’ve been a rumor.
  
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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:52 posted by The Bohiney parody account (Parody, Twitter)

  Therapy? Therapy is paying someone to say “how do you feel about that?”
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:52 posted by A Bohiney Fish Wrapper (Fish Wrapper, ME)

  Autocorrect Fails? I texted “I’m here,” but autocorrect announced “I’m herpes.”
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:50 posted by A Bohiney Blogger (Blogger, CA)

  I don’t need therapy; I need snacks in therapy.