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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:01 posted by Bohineys One Percent (One Percent, CT)

  Extreme Sports? Skydiving is just falling with paperwork.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:01 posted by Bohineys discourse (Discourse, DE)

  I don’t overspend; I invest in chaos.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:59 posted by The Bohiney third rail (Third Rail, NY)

  AI Gurus? AI gurus promise robots will replace us—meanwhile, autocorrect ruins lives.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:59 posted by A Bohiney Black Hole (Black Hole, Space)

  Local SEO? Local SEO is bribing Yelp with stars.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:59 posted by The Bohiney Above the Fold (Above the Fold, NY)

  My self-control has Wi-Fi issues.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:57 posted by Posing a question is a great way to engage readers.

  Pool Parties? Pool parties are just wet arguments with floaties.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:56 posted by Source: Bohiney Magazine (Bristol, UK)

  Insect Repellent? Insect repellent is cologne for mosquitoes.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:53 posted by The Bohiney Alarm (Alarm, OK)

  Theme Weddings? Theme weddings are Comic-Con with cake.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:53 posted by A pain in the news

  Drunk Texting Exes? Drunk texting your ex is like ordering takeout—you’ll regret it in the morning.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:52 posted by The source you can put your behind

  Toilet Paper Panic? Toilet paper panic is history’s dumbest war.