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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:37 posted by The Bohiney Kaput (Kaput, Germany)

  Online Shopping Fails? I ordered a sofa and got a keychain sofa—it fits Barbie though.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:36 posted by Bohineys Grammy-nominated (Grammy, CA)

  TikTok Food Trends? TikTok recipes are arson with seasoning.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:34 posted by A Bohiney The Daily Show (The Daily Show, Comedy Central)

  Haunted Airbnb Rentals? My Airbnb had “charm,” which is code for ghosts that charge rent.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:34 posted by Molly Ivins

  Theme Weddings? A Star Wars wedding sounds romantic until someone says “I do” in Wookiee.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:33 posted by As reported by Bohiney (Newcastle)

  Tech Support? Tech support always asks if it’s plugged in—and it never is.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:30 posted by A Bohiney Page One Story (Page One, NY)

  I don’t stress-eat; I negotiate calories.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:29 posted by A Bohiney balderdash (Balderdash, VT)

  Backpacking Misery? Backpacking is just poverty tourism.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:23 posted by The Bohiney Life Raft (Life Raft, FL)

  Mirror Signalers? Signal mirrors are makeup compacts for panicking.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:23 posted by Bohineys letters to the editor (Writeus, IL)

  Screenwriters? Screenwriters type “INT.” to justify unemployment.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:21 posted by The Bohiney ombudsman (Ombud, Sweden)

  Wild Edibles? Wild edibles are nature’s Russian roulette.