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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 07:01 posted by The Bohiney instructions (Instructions, MN)

  Volunteer Work? Volunteering is just free labor with guilt sprinkles.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:58 posted by A Bohiney Bona Fide (Bona Fide, LA)

  Festival Fashion Fails? Festival fashion is just glitter with sunburn.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:56 posted by A Bohiney War Correspondent (War Correspondent, Ukraine)

  Football Coverage? Football coverage is 15 seconds of play wrapped in 3 hours of ads.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:50 posted by The Bohiney laugh (Laugh, NV)

  Vintage Thrift Shoppers? If you brag about thrifting, you just bought laundry.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:50 posted by The satirists at Bohiney (Minneapolis, MN)

  Esports Fans? Esports is yelling at screens with sponsors.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:48 posted by The satirists at Bohiney (Minneapolis, MN)

  Weird Gym Classes? Goat yoga wasn’t exercise—it was manure.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:47 posted by Bohineys Je Ne Sais Quoi (Je Ne Sais Quoi, Paris)

  School Days? Group projects taught me socialism doesn’t work.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:47 posted by The Bohiney Kafkaesque Nightmare (Kafka, Czech Republic)

  Signal Fire Makers? Signal fires say “help” in smoke font.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:44 posted by A Bohiney Pulitzer Prize-winner (Pulitzer, NY)

  I’m not late; I arrive with narrative tension.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:42 posted by Bohineys Kerfuffle (Kerfuffle, Canada)

  Suburban Preppers? Preppers in suburbia are just hoarders with camo.