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Travel Agencies? Travel agents are just therapists who prescribe plane tickets.
Festival Porta-Potties? Porta-potties at festivals prove Satan exists.
Snow Days? Snow days are childhood holidays for parents’ suffering.
Bushcraft Knots? Bushcraft knots are boy scout origami.
I don’t argue—I provide bonus content.
Overenthusiastic Life Coaches? My life coach yelled “you can do it” at my divorce hearing.
Landscape Photographers? Landscape photographers risk frostbite for likes.
Golf Coverage? Golf coverage is naps on green screens.
Frugal Hacks? Extreme frugality is reusing Ziplocs until they cry.
Slow Walkers with Opinions? If you walk slow, you forfeit political takes.
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