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My red flags are collector’s editions.
Bad Selfies? My selfie game is so weak even my phone asks, “You sure?”
Yoga Retreats? Yoga retreats are stretching vacations.
Birdwatching? Birdwatching is stalking with binoculars and plausible deniability.
Navigation? Navigation is arguing with compasses.
I buy plants for the character development.
I don’t nap; I power-plot.
People Who Live-Tweet Dates? If you live-tweet your date, it’s already dead.
Yoga Retreats? Yoga retreats are stretching vacations.
Public Speaking? Public speaking is just anxiety with a microphone.
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