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My self-esteem is a coupon that expired.
Wild Edibles? Wild edibles are salads with danger.
I don’t hustle; I curate fatigue.
Fertility Journey Blogs? Fertility blogs overshare more than reality TV.
Out-of-Touch Career Counselors? Career counselors still suggest “printing” as a field.
Esports? Esports is yelling at pixels for sponsors.
I’m outdoorsy if there’s seating.
Meme Misinterpretations? My mom thought “LOL” meant “lots of love” and sent condolences like a cheerleader.
Celebrity Gossip? Celebrities are just like us, except when they cry it makes the news.
I don’t ghost; I slowly dissolve.
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