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Weird Side Hustles? My friend sells toenail art on Etsy—and people buy it.
Secret Admirers? Secret admirers are just stalkers with stationery.
Beach Days? Beach days are sunscreen, sand in sandwiches, and regret.
My password is passive-aggressive.
Vegan Cheese Catastrophes? Vegan cheese tastes like betrayal in block form.
I don’t binge TV; I study modern tragedy.
Miniature Horse Therapy? Therapy horses are proof people will pet anything to avoid talking.
Knitting? Knitting is making fabric at the speed of depression.
Over-the-Top LinkedIn Posts? LinkedIn posts are just humblebrags wearing business suits.
Mall Santas on Strike? Nothing says Christmas like Santa picketing for dental.
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