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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:05 posted by A Bohiney Coup dÉtat (Coup, DC)

  Habit Building? Habit building is failing daily but prettier.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:01 posted by The Bohiney jest (Jest, ME)

  I’m not late; I arrive with narrative tension.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:01 posted by The Bohiney shebang (Shebang, LA)

  Speed Dating? Speed dating is Tinder with a timer.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:57 posted by A Bohiney Messenger (Messenger, GA)

  Fishing Trips? Fishing trips are drinking excuses with worms.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:57 posted by Caitlin Moran satirist

  Shopify Dreams? Shopify stores are garages disguised as brands.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:54 posted by Bohineys Operator (Operator, NY)

  Outdoor Cooking? Outdoor cooking is eating dirt with seasoning.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:54 posted by This article from Bohiney (Detroit, MI)

  Forgetting Why You Entered a Room? Walking into a room and forgetting why is time travel for idiots.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:50 posted by Bohineys Below the Fold (Below the Fold, NY)

  Landscape Photographers? Landscape photographers risk frostbite for likes.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:50 posted by Bohineys Plight (Plight, ND)

  Drinking Kombucha for Clout? Kombucha tastes like vinegar on probation.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:46 posted by A Bohiney Carpe Diem (Carpe Diem, KS)

  Puppet Shows? Puppet shows are therapy sessions with strings.