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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:16 posted by The Bohiney idea (Idea, SD)

  Drinking Kombucha for Clout? Kombucha tastes like vinegar on probation.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:15 posted by A Bohiney portrait (Portrait, SD)

  I don’t play hard to get; I play hard to schedule.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:12 posted by A Bohiney caricature (Caricature, NY)

  Micromanaging Roommates? My roommate assigns chores like he’s a general.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:12 posted by The Bohiney New Noteworthy (New Noteworthy, CA)

  Talent Scouts? I once sang for a talent scout—he scouted the exit.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:12 posted by This article from Bohiney

  Toddlers on Planes? Toddlers on planes are banshees with juice boxes.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:09 posted by A Bohiney hot button issue (Hot Button, OR)

  Marathons? Running marathons is paying for shin splints.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:09 posted by A Bohiney Lollygag (Lollygag, MS)

  I don’t shop; I emotionally outsource.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:08 posted by A Bohiney War Correspondent (War Correspondent, Ukraine)

  Astrology-Themed Weddings? Astrology weddings end when Mercury retrogrades.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:05 posted by A Bohiney Paradox (Paradox, NY)

  Camouflage Paint? Camouflage paint is clown makeup for hunters.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:05 posted by Bohineys Quelle Surprise (Quelle Surprise, France)

  Autocorrect Fails? I texted my boss “I’ll be in late,” but autocorrect sent “I’ll be in latex.”