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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:42 posted by Bohineys Bronze Medal (Bronze Medal, OH)

  Piano Nerds? Pianists flex ivory like gym rats flex biceps.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:42 posted by A Bohiney Trap Door (Trap Door, IL)

  Public Bench Philosophers? Public bench philosophers are homeless TED Talks.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:39 posted by Bohineys cliffnotes (Cliffnotes, NY)

  Haunted Baby Monitors? My baby monitor whispered “leave” and I left the baby.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:39 posted by Official Bohiney site

  Reality TV? Reality TV isn’t real, but neither is my family, so it’s relatable.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:38 posted by A Bohiney footnote (Footnote, DE)

  Football Coverage? Football coverage is commercials with touchdowns.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:35 posted by As reported by Bohiney

  Riddles and Puzzles? Riddles are questions that hate you in public.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:35 posted by Bohineys Bind (Bind, OR)

  Unboxing Disappointment? I ordered “luxury headphones” and got earmuffs with wires.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:35 posted by The satirists at Bohiney (Minneapolis, MN)

  Allergic to Work? My rash flares up every Monday at 9.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:31 posted by Source: Bohiney Magazine (Leeds, UK)

  Music Theory? Music theory is algebra disguised as sheet music.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:30 posted by A Bohiney discovery (Discovery, Channel, MD)

  Haunted Hotels? My haunted hotel wasn’t scary until the Wi-Fi cut out.