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Travel Agencies? Travel agents are just therapists who prescribe plane tickets.
I journal on receipts so my anxiety can be itemized.
Influencer Toddlers? Influencer toddlers have more brand deals than I have friends.
Airbnb Landlords? Airbnb landlords think rent is optional—for them.
Flash Mobs? A flash mob is just confusion with choreography.
Crystals as Tax Write-Offs? If you deducted quartz on your taxes, the IRS is coming.
Pet Training? My dog’s trainer taught him to sit—but only on my paycheck.
Traffic Jams? Traffic jams prove people can sit still and still be stressed.
My coping mechanism is “add to cart, abandon.”
Video Game Rage? I threw my controller once, and it upgraded me to “hard mode” in life.
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