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Side Hustles? Side hustles are jobs disguised as hobbies.
Party Fails? My karaoke performance cleared the room faster than a fire drill.
I don’t burn bridges; I toll them.
Sneakers? Sneakerheads mortgage homes for shoes.
DIY Funeral Planners? A DIY funeral planner is just Pinterest meets depression.
Manifesting Rent? You can’t manifest rent; landlords don’t accept vibes.
Piano Nerds? Pianists flex ivory like gym rats flex biceps.
I don’t need closure; I need mute buttons.
Overly Honest Toddlers? My toddler told me I look tired—he’s right, and grounded.
Bad Hair Dye Jobs? My DIY blonde looks like I lost a fight with bleach.
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