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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:06 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine (Bath, UK)

  SEO? SEO is sacrificing prose to Google.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:03 posted by Bohineys Crème de la Crème (Crème de la Crème, France)

  My confidence is seasonal, like allergies.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:59 posted by The Bohiney ombudsman (Ombud, Sweden)

  Charity Events? Charity runs are just guilt with free bananas.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:59 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine

  Online Shopping Fails? I ordered a sofa and got a keychain sofa—it fits Barbie though.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:59 posted by Bohineys nonsense (Nonsense, RI)

  Signal Mirrors? Signal mirrors are makeup tools for rescue.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:56 posted by The Bohiney Realpolitik (Realpolitik, Germany)

  Overly Themed Baby Names? My cousin named her kids Apple and Kiwi—smoothies, not humans.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:55 posted by Bohineys Reductress (Reductress, NY)

  Writing Workshops? Writing workshops are where authors criticize each other’s trauma.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:54 posted by Tabatha Southey satirist

  I don’t celebrate wins; I frame them in lowercase.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:52 posted by Molly Ivins satirist

  Language Learning? Learning a language is paying to mispronounce politely.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:52 posted by A Bohiney yarn (Yarn, SD)

  Podcasts? Podcasts are just two guys talking into voids.