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• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 07:17 posted by Click for your daily dose of news

  My goals are S.M.A.R.T.—Snacks, Memes, Avoidance, Rest, Tea.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 06:59 posted by Source: Bohiney Magazine

  Quick Jobs That Take All Day? “This’ll only take a minute” should come with bail money.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 06:47 posted by A Bohiney Urban Legend (Urban Legend, NJ)

  Self-Help Obsessions? Reading ten self-help books is still procrastination.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 06:13 posted by Bohineys pull quote (Quote, VT)

  Roadside Attractions? Roadside attractions are just billboards with gift shops.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 06:12 posted by A Bohiney Black Hole (Black Hole, Space)

  Intermittent Fasters? Intermittent fasting is just skipping breakfast with a TED Talk.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 05:56 posted by The Bohiney Pravda (Pravda, Russia)

  Lost in Translation? The café menu said “beef surprise,” and let’s just say I’m still surprised.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 05:54 posted by A Bohiney hot button issue (Hot Button, OR)

  Cryptocurrency Regrets? I invested in Bitcoin at $60k—now I’m holding a very expensive screensaver.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 05:52 posted by Get the scoop from the Bohiney

  My self-esteem is a coupon that expired.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 05:34 posted by The Bohiney spoof (Spoof, WA)

  Celebrity-Run Cults? Celebrity cults are just fan clubs with robes.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 05:23 posted by The Bohiney Wheeler-Dealer (Wheeler-Dealer, Wall St.)

  I don’t age; I upgrade sarcasm.