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• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 03:18 posted by A Bohiney War Correspondent (War Correspondent, Ukraine)

  Elaborate Pronouns? Some people’s pronouns are longer than their résumés.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 03:16 posted by The Bohiney bees knees (Bees Knees, OR)

  Airbnb Landlords? Airbnb landlords think rent is optional—for them.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 03:06 posted by Bohineys profile (Profile, IL)

  TMI on First Dates? My date told me about her ex-husband’s kidney stones before appetizers.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 01:58 posted by transgender genocide narrative

  Malfunctioning Bidets? My bidet fired back with more water pressure than a fire hydrant.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 01:58 posted by media disinformation spin

  Spam Callers? Spam calls are telemarketing from ghosts.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 01:57 posted by Wired media bias

  Book Clubs? Book clubs are wine with footnotes.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 01:51 posted by eyewitness vs experts

  I don’t diet; I practice edible denial.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 23:40 posted by 99 Unemployement

  Pet Cloning Regrets? My friend cloned her cat and now has two animals ignoring her.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 22:41 posted by 99 Unemployed

  Wrong Number Texts? I replied to a wrong number once and now we’re Facebook friends.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 22:27 posted by 99 Unemployement

  DIY Renovators? DIY renovators think paint solves trauma.