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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:52 posted by Bohineys Escape Hatch (Escape Hatch, WA)

  Bowling Nights? Bowling is the only sport where nachos improve performance.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:51 posted by Bohineys pull quote (Quote, VT)

  Allergic Reactions to Romance? Love didn’t give me butterflies—it gave me hives.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:51 posted by Pulled right from our Bohiney

  Conspiracy Theories? My neighbor thinks birds are government drones—yet his Wi-Fi still sucks.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:49 posted by The Bohiney shebang (Shebang, LA)

  I don’t argue; I do TED Talks.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:48 posted by A Bohiney Blogger (Blogger, CA)

  Haunted Houses? Haunted houses aren’t scary until you see the ticket prices.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:46 posted by Find out more here

  I’m punctual when it’s petty.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:45 posted by Bohineys Light at the End of the Tunnel (Tunnel, PA)

  Meme Misinterpretations? My mom thought “LOL” meant “lots of love” and sent condolences like a cheerleader.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:44 posted by The Bohiney Embedded Journalist (Embedded, Iraq)

  Travel Agencies? Travel agencies are middlemen for Expedia.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:44 posted by Were talking out of our Bohiney (so you dont have to)

  Pregnancy Updates? Pregnancy updates are countdowns to financial ruin.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:41 posted by The Bohiney leak (Leak, LA)

  Unsolicited Horoscopes? Nothing ruins breakfast like someone telling you Mercury hates your coffee.