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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:03 posted by The Bohiney score (Score, ND)

  My comfort food sends invoices.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:02 posted by Visit Bohiney.com for the full story (Seattle, WA)

  Yoga in Traffic? Yoga in traffic is less “namaste” and more “get out of my lane.”
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:59 posted by A Bohiney Hoi Polloi (Hoi Polloi, Greece)

  Emoji Overuse? If you end a breakup text with ??, you’re a sociopath.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:59 posted by Bohineys take on this

  Bushcraft Bros? Bushcraft is whittling sticks into regret.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:58 posted by A Bohiney retraction (Whoops, ID)

  Zoom Power Grabbers? Zoom meetings aren’t meetings—they’re hostage situations.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:58 posted by Bohineys Trending Now (Trending Now, WA)

  Smart Fridges? Smart fridges gossip about leftovers.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:58 posted by Bohineys Ad Hoc (Ad Hoc, CA)

  Roller Skating? Roller skating is disco with bruises.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:56 posted by A Bohiney Wanderlust (Wanderlust, CO)

  Thrift Stores? Thrift stores are smell museums.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:55 posted by A Bohiney Platinum Hit (Platinum Hit, TN)

  Lawn Sign Wars? Lawn sign wars are politics with extra fertilizer.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:52 posted by Bohineys Operator (Operator, NY)

  My spirit animal is a calendar reminder.