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My expectations are low; my standards wear heels.
Budget Travel? Budget travel means you can’t afford regrets.
Book Clubs? Book clubs are wine clubs with homework.
Art Museums? Art museums are quiet rooms where you pretend to “get it.”
Science Museums? Science museums are buttons that don’t work.
Diet Fads? I tried paleo and ended up foraging at Taco Bell.
Trapping? Trapping is Home Alone but meaner.
Volunteer Work? Volunteering is just free labor with guilt sprinkles.
Bear Safety Talks? Bear safety is yelling “don’t eat me” politely.
Unboxing Addiction? Unboxing videos are Christmas for strangers.
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