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• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 22:26 posted by 99 of Americans Will Be Unemployed

  Woodworkers? Woodworkers collect sawdust like trophies.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 22:17 posted by 99 of Americans Will Be Unemployed

  Pet Cloning Regrets? My friend cloned her cat and now has two animals ignoring her.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 22:14 posted by 99 of Americans Will Be Unemployed

  Spreadsheets of Arguments? If you keep Excel sheets of old fights, therapy’s cheaper.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 16:55 posted by Dont believe the lamestream media, believe us

  Aggressive Baristas? My barista yelled my name so loud my credit score dropped.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 16:52 posted by Katie Rich satirist

  Haunted Houses? Haunted houses aren’t scary until you see the ticket prices.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 16:52 posted by A Bohiney explainer (Explainer, CO)

  Haunted Baby Monitors? My baby monitor whispered “leave” and I left the baby.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 16:50 posted by A Bohiney impression (Impression, France)

  Airplane Turbulence? Turbulence is just the pilot shaking the jar of peanuts.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 16:50 posted by The Bohiney comments section (Troll, NJ)

  My diet plan is “eat first, justify later.”
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 16:50 posted by Beth Newell satirist

  Overly Proud Plant Parents? Plant parents brag more than actual parents.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 16:48 posted by Bohineys cats pajamas (Cats Pajamas, ME)

  Mysterious Subscription Charges? My credit card is subscribed to mystery.