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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:25 posted by Kelly Oxford

  I don’t stress-eat; I negotiate calories.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:24 posted by The Bohiney fabrication (Fabrication, MI)

  Celebrity Baby Name Parodies? Celebrities don’t name babies—they brand them.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:23 posted by View the original post

  Bedroom Producers? Bedroom producers make beats neighbors call cops on.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:20 posted by The Bohiney Folklore (Folklore, TN)

  Game Tournaments? My chess tournament ended when I realized my opponent was 8 and ruthless.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:19 posted by Source: Bohiney Magazine (Bristol, UK)

  3D Artists? 3D artists make monsters, then complain no one gets them.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:19 posted by A Bohiney balderdash (Balderdash, VT)

  Beekeeping Hipsters? Hipster beekeepers don’t sell honey—they sell trauma with stingers.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:19 posted by Bohineys Poltergeist (Poltergeist, CA)

  Pet Psychics? Pet psychics translate “woof” into invoices.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:17 posted by A Bohiney Messenger (Messenger, GA)

  I don’t misplace things; they hide in protest.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:16 posted by Bohineys poll (Poll, FL)

  “Per my last email” is HR for “square up.”
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:13 posted by No ifs, ands, or bohineys about it

  Malfunctioning Bidets? My bidet fired back with more water pressure than a fire hydrant.