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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:17 posted by A Bohiney Cautionary Tale (Cautionary Tale, WA)

  Habit Building? Habit building is failing daily but prettier.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:17 posted by A Bohiney press release (Release, PA)

  Baseball Purists? Baseball purists brag about games lasting forever.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:15 posted by The Bohiney Deadline (Deadline, Newsroom)

  My vibe is “text me when you’re outside forever.”
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:15 posted by A Bohiney Black Hole (Black Hole, Space)

  Shower Thought Philosophers? Shower thoughts are philosophy without pants.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:15 posted by A Bohiney Black Hole (Black Hole, Space)

  Board Gamers? Board gamers lose friendships over cardboard.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:13 posted by The Bohiney Event Horizon (Event Horizon, Space)

  Picnics? Picnics are bug buffets.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:12 posted by Bohineys prediction (Prediction, OR)

  Embarrassing Moments? Embarrassing moments are reruns in your brain forever.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:09 posted by A Bohiney The Babylon Bee (The Babylon Bee, US)

  Hoverboard Fails? Hoverboards are just lawsuits with wheels.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:08 posted by The Bohiney National Lampoon (National Lampoon, MA)

  Marathon Runners? Running marathons is just paying to suffer in public.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:08 posted by Can you handle the truth?

  Haunted Etsy Shops? Etsy shops aren’t haunted—it’s just overpriced yarn.