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My sarcasm is renewable energy.
Golf Addicts? Golf addicts pay to chase balls slowly.
Corporate Jargon Addiction? If you say “circle back” unironically, I circle away.
Bowling Nights? Bowling is the only sport where nachos improve performance.
My calendar invited me to “maybe.” I accepted.
Internet Experts in Everything? Internet experts couldn’t fix a toaster but know global economics.
Unsolicited Horoscopes? Nothing ruins breakfast like someone telling you Mercury hates your coffee.
Soccer Coverage? Soccer coverage is Olympic-level fake injuries.
Soccer Coverage? Soccer coverage is men faking injuries for art.
Haunted Airbnbs? Haunted Airbnbs list ghosts as amenities.
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