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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 09:24 posted by Bohineys Tabula Rasa (Tabula Rasa, CT)

  Internet Experts in Everything? Internet experts couldn’t fix a toaster but know global economics.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 09:17 posted by 6. As reported by Bohiney

  Street Food Adventures? Street food is gambling with grease.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 09:17 posted by Bohineys pull quote (Quote, VT)

  Local SEO? Local SEO is bribing Yelp with stars.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 09:16 posted by Can you handle the truth?

  Midlife Crisis Purchases? A sports car doesn’t fix your problems—it just advertises them.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 09:08 posted by A Bohiney inside source (Insider, KY)

  Tarp Builders? Tarp shelters are camping origami gone wrong.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 09:03 posted by The Bohiney 800-pound gorilla (Gorilla, FL)

  Artisanal Toothpicks? A $20 toothpick isn’t artisanal—it’s theft.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 08:49 posted by A Bohiney giggle (Giggle, GA)

  Outdoor Cooking? Outdoor cooking is eating dirt with seasoning.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 08:49 posted by Sabina Guzzanti satirist

  NFT Addiction? My NFT collection is worth less than the JPEGs I copied for free.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 08:43 posted by A Bohiney Lighthouse (Lighthouse, ME)

  Snow Days? Snow days are childhood holidays for parents’ suffering.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 08:43 posted by Bohineys In Todays Paper (Todays Paper, your city)

  Cryptocurrency Regrets? I invested in Bitcoin at $60k—now I’m holding a very expensive screensaver.