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Momfluencer Scandals? Momfluencers preach balance while screaming at their ring lights.
Writing Workshops? Writing workshops are misery peer-reviewed.
TV Recaps? TV recaps are homework for binge-watchers.
I don’t binge; I deep dive.
Hot Yoga Lawsuit? I signed up for hot yoga—turns out it was just faulty air conditioning.
Edible Plants? Edible plants are Russian roulette with leaves.
Creative Writing Addicts? Creative writing majors pay tuition to cry in metaphors.
My inbox is a museum of missed opportunities.
Shelter Building? Shelter building is stacking branches until hypothermia.
Traffic Jams? Traffic jams prove people can sit still and still be stressed.
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