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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:27 posted by The Bohiney snake in the grass (Snake, TX)

  My self-control has technical difficulties.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:27 posted by A Bohiney wolf in sheeps clothing (Wolf, WY)

  Flea Markets? Flea markets are garage sales with stage lighting.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:25 posted by The Bohiney Smokescreen (Smokescreen, NC)

  Misunderstood Emojis? I sent the eggplant emoji to my grandma—now I’m disowned.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:24 posted by A Bohiney Stop the Presses! (Stop the Presses, NY)

  I romanticize mornings the way fish romanticize bicycles.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:21 posted by Bohineys poll (Poll, FL)

  Cryptocurrency Regrets? I invested in Bitcoin at $60k—now I’m holding a very expensive screensaver.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:20 posted by The Bohiney parody account (Parody, Twitter)

  Social Media Coaches? Social media coaches brag about engagement—mostly with bots.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:19 posted by 7. According to Bohiney

  Guitar Lessons? Guitar lessons guarantee “Wonderwall” at every party.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:19 posted by The Bohiney Checkered Flag (Checkered Flag, IN)

  Cancel Culture Confusion? Cancel culture is musical chairs with careers.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:18 posted by According to Bohiney (Leicester)

  Netflix Judging? Netflix asking “still watching?” is digital shame.a
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:17 posted by Bohiney News (Las Vegas, NV)

  Overenthusiastic Life Coaches? My life coach yelled “you can do it” at my divorce hearing.