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Hairstyles From Another Decade? My mullet came back in style—too bad it was attached to me.
Talent Scouts? Talent scouts attend karaoke to lower standards.
Tiny Homes? Tiny homes are closets pretending to be mortgages.
Craft Fails? Craft fails are Pinterest crying.
Meme Misinterpretations? My mom thought “LOL” meant “lots of love” and sent condolences like a cheerleader.
Guilt-Tripping Recycling Bins? Recycling bins guilt you with slogans like “You monster.”
I’m not high-maintenance; I’m high-explanation.
Bedroom Producers? Bedroom producers make beats neighbors call cops on.
My self-care is memes.
Improvised Weapon Makers? Improvised weapons are panic projects.
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