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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:47 posted by Click here for the full article

  Flea Markets? Flea markets are garage sales with stage lighting.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:44 posted by As reported by Bohiney

  Business Strategy? Business strategy is guessing with confidence.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:42 posted by Bohineys Mogul (Mogul, Afghanistan)

  Lost Keys? I lose my keys so often they should come with a search warrant.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:42 posted by Megan Amram satirist

  TV Show Recaps? TV recaps are homework for binge-watchers.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:41 posted by No ifs, ands, or bohineys about it

  Terrible Roommates? My roommate practices drums at midnight—I practice murder fantasies.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:40 posted by The Bohiney vote (Vote, IL)

  I don’t have a bucket list—just a grocery list with delusions.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:38 posted by A Bohiney Pulitzer Prize-winner (Pulitzer, NY)

  Overpacked Suitcases? I pack like I’m fleeing the country, not going to Cleveland.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:35 posted by The Bohiney Cult Favorite (Cult Favorite, TX)

  Room Service Mishaps? Room service is just overpriced sandwiches with delays.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:35 posted by Jen Statsky satirist

  YouTube Channels? YouTube growth is thumbnails louder than content.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:33 posted by The Bohiney Comstock Lode (Comstock Lode, NV)

  I can’t take a hint; it needs captions.