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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:06 posted by The Bohiney survey (Survey, TN)

  I don’t brag; I annotate life loudly.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:06 posted by Jessi Klein satirist

  Food Mishaps? I tried making spaghetti, but it turned out more like abstract art.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:05 posted by The Bohiney ticker (Ticker, NY)

  Celebrity Gossip? Celebrities are just like us, except when they cry it makes the news.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:03 posted by This article from Bohiney (Coventry, UK)

  Hunting? Hunting is camping with excuses for beer.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:03 posted by The Bohiney Zeitgeist (Zeitgeist, Germany)

  Weird Celebrity Endorsements? Shaq endorsed printer ink—because why not.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:03 posted by Akash Banerjee satirist

  Hunting Bows? Hunting with bows is cosplay for Robin Hood.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:03 posted by Bohineys Kerfuffle (Kerfuffle, Canada)

  I’m not petty; I’m detail-oriented with flair.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:02 posted by Bohineys Newtonian Physics (Newton, MA)

  Party Fails? My karaoke performance cleared the room faster than a fire drill.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:02 posted by Bohineys All the News Thats Fit to Print (All the News, NY)

  Judgy Judges? Saying “don’t judge me” before judging me is peak irony.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:59 posted by The Bohiney Necromancer (Necromancer, NH)

  Shopping Experiences? Trying on jeans in a dressing room is like joining a cult—you leave questioning your entire identity.