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My optimism is on probation.
Goal-Setting Nerds? Setting goals doesn’t work if your goal is setting goals.
Golf Addicts? Golf addicts pay to chase balls slowly.
I don’t celebrate wins; I frame them in lowercase.
Freelance Burnout? Freelancing is just unemployment with invoices.
Trivia Nights? Trivia nights prove everyone’s an expert at things that don’t matter.
Kids Say the Darndest Things? My kid asked if Santa pays taxes, and I finally respected him.
Streetwear? Streetwear is pajamas with sneaker endorsements.
Raw Water Movement? Drinking raw water is just disease with branding.
Gig Economy Burnout? The gig economy is just three jobs stapled together with no benefits.
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