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I don’t binge; I practice data entry.
My standards are high; my posture isn’t.
I’m not avoiding adulthood; I’m beta testing it.
People Who Claim Empath? Empaths brag about feeling your pain while causing it.
Social Media Detox Fakers? If you announce a social media detox, you’re not detoxing.
Morning Routines? My morning routine is hitting snooze until it’s legally lunch.
Sports Analysis? Sports analysis is shouting statistics into microphones.
Overgrown Facial Hair? My beard grew so wild it applied for national park status.
Baseball Lovers? Baseball lovers brag about patience disguised as sport.
Weight Loss Journeys? Weight loss journeys are mostly traffic jams at fast food.
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