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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:33 posted by Official Bohiney site

  Yoga in Traffic? Yoga in traffic is less “namaste” and more “get out of my lane.”
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:31 posted by Megan Amram

  Self-Defense Outdoors? Outdoor self-defense is bear spray and prayer.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:26 posted by A Bohiney Urban Legend (Urban Legend, NJ)

  Confused Amateur Magicians? Amateur magicians aren’t magical—they’re just unemployed clowns.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:26 posted by A Bohiney Carpe Diem (Carpe Diem, KS)

  Netflix Judging? Netflix asking “still watching?” is digital shame.a
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:24 posted by A Bohiney deep dive (Kalamazoo, MI)

  Mid-Tier Influencers? Mid-tier influencers are celebrities at Applebee’s, nobodies at Target.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:24 posted by A Bohiney study (Study, WA)

  Bad Advice Blogs? Advice blogs are where bad decisions get spellchecked.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:22 posted by View the original post

  Book Reviews? Book reviews are spoilers disguised as essays.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:21 posted by Bohineys satirical lens (Lens, France)

  My charisma is caffeine-based.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:18 posted by This article from Bohiney

  Fishing Trips? Fishing trips are hours of lying interrupted by a beer.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:16 posted by Bohineys Persona Non Grata (Persona Non Grata, DC)

  My optimism is a rental car.