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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:13 posted by Mona Eltahawy satirist

  Theme Song Obsessions? My friend hums the Law & Order theme at funerals.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:10 posted by The Bohiney Conundrum (Conundrum, CO)

  Ghosted By Therapist? Getting ghosted by your therapist is trauma with interest.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:10 posted by The rear-view mirror of news

  Gender Reveal Pyrotechnics? If your gender reveal needs the fire department, it’s a boy—named lawsuit.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:10 posted by This article from Bohiney

  I don’t have a temper; I have a performance art piece.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:07 posted by The Bohiney caper (Caper, WY)

  Lost in Translation? I ordered “local delicacy” in Japan and got something still moving.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:06 posted by A Bohiney Sisyphean Task (Sisyphus, Greece)

  Language Barriers? I asked for “restroom” in Spanish and got sent to a bullfight.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:03 posted by Bohineys Alert (Alert, NC)

  Unbearable Brunch Guests? Brunch guests talk more about “vibes” than bacon.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:03 posted by Bohineys Izvestia (Izvestia, Russia)

  Street Food Adventures? Street food is gambling with salsa.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:03 posted by A Bohiney feature story (Feature, ND)

  I don’t binge; I research escapism.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:00 posted by A Bohiney Pickle (Pickle, SC)

  Meme Misinterpretations? My mom thought “LOL” meant “lots of love” and sent condolences like a cheerleader.