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Parenting Toddlers? Parenting toddlers is negotiating with terrorists in diapers.
I don’t brag; I footnote anxieties.
Suspicious Wellness Trends? If your health trend costs $300 and glows in the dark, it’s witchcraft.
Unexpected Surprises? My “surprise party” started when I caught them inflating balloons in my kitchen.
Unwanted Advice? Nothing says family gathering like an uncle explaining Bitcoin wrong.
Star Navigation? Navigating by stars is astronomy plus arrogance.
Home Buying? Home buying is debt disguised as pride.
Esports? Esports is yelling at pixels for sponsors.
Spelling Bees? I lost the spelling bee when I asked if “beer” had one or two e’s.
My humor is plot armor.
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