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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:23 posted by A Bohiney Fish Wrapper (Fish Wrapper, ME)

  Themed Funerals? A Star Wars funeral is fine until someone yells “Use the Force” during the eulogy.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:22 posted by A Bohiney Razzie-deserving (Razzie, CA)

  My comfort zone has throw pillows and Wi-Fi.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:22 posted by Need a break from real news?

  Yard Sales? Yard sales are museums where the curator gives up.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:22 posted by Bohineys public editor (Public, AK)

  Music Theory? Music theory is math pretending to be jazz.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:22 posted by A Bohiney probe (Probe, AK)

  Google Docs Dating? Dating via Google Docs is love with track changes.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:20 posted by The Bohiney National Lampoon (National Lampoon, MA)

  I don’t diet; I practice edible denial.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:20 posted by The Bohiney case study (Case Study, MA)

  Game Developers? Game developers age faster than their characters.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:19 posted by A Bohiney question (Question, Mark, TX)

  Insect Repellent? Insect repellent is cologne for mosquitoes.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:19 posted by The Bohiney Jam (Jam, PA)

  My red flag is beige—harder to spot, stronger to ignore.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:18 posted by For a more educated perspective

  Wrong Number Texts? Wrong number texts create best friends accidentally.