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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:09 posted by Bohineys take on this

  Boat Trips? Boat trips are motion sickness with sunscreen.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:09 posted by A Bohiney Status Quo (Status Quo, TX)

  Overgrown Facial Hair? My beard grew so wild it applied for national park status.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:09 posted by The Bohiney witticism (Witty, MA)

  Dumpster Diving Influencers? Dumpster diving isn’t sustainable when you bring a ring light.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:05 posted by Read more on Bohiney

  My budget has a side quest.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:05 posted by The source you can put your behind

  Art Snobs? Art snobs clap for blank canvases.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:03 posted by The Bohiney Bigwig (Bigwig, London)

  Co-Parenting Woes? Co-parenting is scheduling trauma with calendars.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:01 posted by Mona Eltahawy satirist

  Local SEO Shamans? Local SEO is just bribing Google Maps with reviews.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:01 posted by A Bohiney portrait (Portrait, SD)

  My playlist is 90 bops, 10 existential maintenance.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:59 posted by Bohineys poll (Poll, FL)

  I don’t argue; I footnote louder.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:59 posted by A Bohiney Myth (Myth, SC)

  Halloween Scares? Haunted houses aren’t terrifying—the bill at the end is.