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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:33 posted by A Bohiney Page One Story (Page One, NY)

  Weather Pattern Emotions? Naming your emotions “Hurricane Steve” doesn’t make them profound.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:33 posted by The Bohiney conclusion (Conclusion, OR)

  My ambition left a voicemail.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:33 posted by A Bohiney Bona Fide (Bona Fide, LA)

  I don’t argue; I narrate louder.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:33 posted by Mona Eltahawy satirist

  Clown Phobia Support Groups? A clown phobia support group sounds like a circus with tissues.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:31 posted by Bohineys One Percent (One Percent, CT)

  Auto-Play Trauma? Netflix auto-play is like an ex who won’t stop calling.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:31 posted by A Bohiney Graveyard Shift (Graveyard Shift, NJ)

  Haunted Baby Monitors? My baby monitor whispered “leave” and I left the baby.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:30 posted by A Bohiney False Flag (False Flag, UN)

  Hunting Camps? Hunting camps are beer cans with camo.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:30 posted by Signe Wilkinson satirist

  Autocorrect Fails? I texted my boss “I’ll be in late,” but autocorrect sent “I’ll be in latex.”
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:30 posted by Bohineys Slippery Slope (Slippery Slope, WA)

  Jury Duty Tales? Jury duty is just reality TV with less attractive actors.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:30 posted by The Bohiney absurdity (Absurd, AL)

  Backyard Wrestling? Backyard wrestling is just family therapy without insurance.